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trashboat:

"but you could die" yea but i could also LIVE so shut up it will be cool regardless now stop being a fuckign nerd and fill my tires with hydrogen as i drive this flaming dune buggy filled with fireworks across 80 miles of hot coals

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when you get picked up early from school

beyondhighh:

first your like:

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everybody looks at you like:

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then you walk out like:

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bye muthafuckas

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